Women drivers – Thelma or Louise?

by Tess on April 9, 2010 · 14 comments

in Asides

A while back I accidentally deleted a post that was, ironically, one of my most popular early items on this blog. Ironically because it was only a bit of fun, a little anecdote about something that happened to me.

Well I just came across the draft in text format, so here it is again as a bit of light relief after the high drama of Holy Week:

Last night driving home I stopped at a red light. A racy green car drew up beside me. The driver was a teenage boy, obviously out for a spin in daddy’s motor. His passenger was another teenage boy. There was eardrum-shattering music, there were cigarettes, there were sideways glances at me, simultaneously competitive and dismissive. There was also much revving of the engine.

I didn’t react, I didn’t look, I didn’t rev my engine. But I’ve been driving for a lot of years and I was ready. The very second those lights changed I pulled away, smooth and fast. I caught just a glimpse of two slack-jawed youths in my rear-view mirror before they ate my dust.

Yay! Score one for middle-aged women drivers everywhere!

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Elsewhere:

Well my earth is tilting, BlissChick is considering getting a car. Just as I’m considering getting rid of mine. And here’s Leo discussing convenience, and cars, at mnmlist.

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{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

kigen April 9, 2010 at 1:21 pm

The Tess!
Wild and wonderful post!
Wanting to play Thelma, I am probably more
the teenage boy, left behind in total awe !!

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The Pollinatrix April 9, 2010 at 1:59 pm

I’m chuckling. I too am a bit of a daredevil on the road, in my nice matronly van.

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Barbara Anne April 9, 2010 at 10:00 pm

TAWANDA!!!!!!!! Think “Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe” by Fannie Flagg!

Way to go, Tess!

Hugs!

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Milena April 10, 2010 at 12:08 am

Tess, I loved this story – the Tawanda comment made me LOL.

You go girl.

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lucy April 10, 2010 at 3:51 am

LOVE it!!! oh and where my mind goes…. fyi – i’m a much more competent driver in the US :-) this reminds me that ‘the bridge’ story never surfaced… perhaps it’s time. you GO girl!!!!!

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Tess April 10, 2010 at 8:17 am

Thanks all, yes I loved that Towanda scene too: “I’m older and I got more insurance”.
lucy, you demonstrated that you are a very competent driver, the best driver in the world can’t be expected to avoid bridges that suddenly move…

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claire April 10, 2010 at 11:28 pm

:-) ))) to your driving and the Towanda memory!

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Tess April 11, 2010 at 9:57 am

There’s now an addendum to this story: yesterday I got stuck in my staid-mobile behind a guy doing half the legal speed limit in the “fast” lane on a completely clear road. I couldn’t bear it so I overtook him from the slow lane. The weirdness of his behaviour? He was driving a red Porsche!

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Kel April 11, 2010 at 10:30 am

ha-ha
sounds like you and me could have fun
i take 30 mins less than mr X to drive from the city to our island home
here on the island they call me lead-foot :)

perhaps porsche man just got a speeding fine?

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kigen April 11, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Tess, you jest !!

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Roxanne April 11, 2010 at 9:20 pm

Love the story. Go, Tess!

I totalled our car about 4 years ago. Never replaced it. I sort of got tired of living a life that requires me to schlep a car around. I felt I was putting far more money into it that the value I derived. I felt enslaved to a machine. Now in year 5 sans voiture, I feel healthier, and I think my consumption choices have shifted … in favour of buying local, exclusively in my neighbourhood, even. I plan a big move in the months ahead, and may end up adopting a car, once again. It will feel strange, I think.

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Sunrise Sister April 12, 2010 at 3:17 am

Tess -

Hooray – Not often but wonderful to outdo a teen occasionally at their own game:)! So glad you pulled this post out of oblivion!

xo

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towanda April 15, 2010 at 11:37 pm

love. it.

love, towanda

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Tess April 16, 2010 at 8:40 am

Thanks all, Roxanne, your story is interesting. Towanda – well of course!

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